jus a queer Deaf 🅱️oy tryna graduate
happy 4/20 there’s still black men in jail serving unnecessary jail sentences for marijuana possession
Is this even possible?
When I tell you I would’ve been in the back of house just fucking crying.
I thought this was the mannequin challenge so I had to unmute @spicyl0lita
i had to find an inhaler after watching this and i dont even have asthma
oh my god?????
ITS CARAMEL
im using this for a dramatic monologue
this is the craziest thing I’ve ever watched in my entire life
who just sent me money “for being perfect”
turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin
^ yup.
Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”
I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”
I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”
I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”
$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”
someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:
I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
New rule: ur not aloud to be a goth if youre transphobic
Additional rule: being transphobic is not punk rock
also note: transphobia isn’t metal either
You can’t be counter culture while beholden to the toxic prejudices of the dominant culture that’s not how it works.
#BlackExcellence don’t get it twisted #SupportBlackArtists #BlackPride
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
well my mum kicked me out… great… ahahaa
